Internet Entry 363 / 1011 60-second read

Touch Grass

An insult/advice to go outside and reconnect with reality.

The comparisoni

✗ Wrong

I went to the park to touch grass.

✓ Correct

You've been arguing on Twitter for 8 hours; please go touch grass.

The ruleii

TOUCH GRASS = stop being so chronically online.

It’s literally telling someone to go feel nature to snap out of an internet obsession.

Memory aidiii

Remember it like this

Grass = Reality.

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